Dear Diary, My, it has been a long time since I wrote here. I blame the short, cold days for that. Those are days I spend hunkered down near a floor heat vent. Oh how I hate to be cold. Sometime during the cold time, the number in our household grew by one. A mini cat was allowed to come in. She didn't have a name at first, but one evening when the three humans were eating the mini cat jumped up on my lady's lap. My lady grabbed her by the scruff and tried to lift her. "Gees, she sticks like velcro," my lady said. The man child piped in, "Hey, that's a good name for her." And so that's who she is--Velcro.
Speaking of my lady, she says I can't call her "my lady" any more, that I have to think up something else to call her. She's been upset for days now about it. She says her sister wrote a cat book and stole the name for herself. Now she needs a new name and I'm supposed to think it up. Right, like I'm some kind of genius wordsmith. I guess I'll just try out different things to call her for a while until I find something that sounds right. Deep thinking is not something I care to do much of. After all, I'm a cat. Napping is what I do best. That and staring at this human woman I've adopted as my own. I can't think any more for now. The day is bright outside and my poor cousins are romping around in the yard. I believe I'll join them for a bit.